The Kitchen Witches

Isobel Lomax and Dolly Biddle are two “mature” cable-access cooking show hostesses who have hated each other for thirty years, ever since Larry Biddle dated one and married the other. When circumstances put them together on a TV show called The Kitchen Witches, the insults are flung harder than the food! Dolly’s long-suffering TV-producer son, Stephen, tries to keep them on track, but as long as Dolly’s dressing room is one inch closer to the set than Isobel’s, it’s a losing battle, and the show becomes a ratings smash as Dolly and Isobel top both Martha Stewart and Jerry Springer!

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How to Buy tickets for the current Swamp Fox Players Production

There are several ways to purchase tickets. You can now purchase tickets online, by phone or in person when the box office is open during show days. If you have a large group of 25 or more we offer group rates. Season tickets are also available. Please fill out corresponding forms below. We look forward to seeing you!


by phone

  • Call 843-527-2924 , #1.

  • Tickets are $18.00 for non-musicals and $20.00 for musicals.

  • We only accept Master Card, Visa and Discover by phone.

  • If you call and get the answering machine, please leave a message. Calls are answered in the order in which they are received.


Box office staff will be in the box office starting on the Wednesday of the opening week of the play from 4:00 – 6:00pm. Thursday trough Saturday during the run of the play from 4:00 – 8:00 pm and Sunday during the run of the play from 1:30 – 2:30 pm.

All other times, please call and leave a message and we will return your call when 36 hours.

Group Rate

  • Groups of 25 or more for non-musicals, the ticket price is $15.00.

  • Groups of 25 or more for musicals, the ticket price is $18.00.

  • Payment must be made at the time the reservations are placed.

  • No refunds will be given, unless we are notified 7 days prior to opening night.


  • For Individual tickets, refunds will be given only if the reservation is cancelled at least 24 hours prior to the date of the performance.

  • For Group rate tickets, no refunds will be given, unless we are notified 7 days prior to opening night.

season tickets

Save on ticket prices and also become a Patron, Benefactor, Angel or Archangel. Consider a Season Ticket. Our season ticket prices have not increased in several years. There are several advantages to having a season ticket. One advantage is each ticket is $15.00 and the second is you receive a notice of the upcoming play three (3) weeks prior to opening.